Proof I was right.

Gary has said "shoes on" since 1998. Now scientists agree. Here's what they found about walking, every number linked to its paper.

The journals come through the letterbox. Not for me. I read them anyway.

Gary, a retired running shoe, looking pleased with himself next to the post

The folder.

17 clippings. Most of these studies found a link, not a cause. He's calling it proof anyway.

Not medical advice. Ask a doctor, not a shoe.

Back to the hallway

Shoes on.

"They needed a million people and a lot of paperwork. I needed one marathon."

Tell me when he's out - Gary, from the hallway